January 2011
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A GUIDE FOR BOYS :)
Love is a game where both can win.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
yrrt
YOU KNOW WHY.
My life.
- I always wanted to tell you “I LOVE YOU” but how?
- I always wanted to kiss you on your lips and cheeks but how?
- I always wanted to hug you really tight but how?
I don’t even have the guts to tell you what I feel.
I live with you in the same house. Slept with you some years before when I was still young. I want you to be my friend but how? I LOVE YOU MOM.
PGMA: I am planning to STOP POVERTY and MASS STARVATION!
Erap: Alam mo, Gloria, yung POVERTY madaling pigilin, pero ang MASTURBATION human rights violation yan!
PGMA: I am planning to STOP POVERTY and MASS STARVATION!
Erap: Alam mo, Gloria, yung POVERTY madaling pigilin, pero ang MASTURBATION human rights violation yan!
Konduktor: Lola pasensya na po kasi puno na, payag ba kayo patayo?
Lola: Tinamaan ka ng lintek! Kung inabot mo lang ang kabataan ko, kahit PATUWAD pwede!
Konduktor: Lola pasensya na po kasi puno na, payag ba kayo patayo?
Lola: Tinamaan ka ng lintek! Kung inabot mo lang ang kabataan ko, kahit PATUWAD pwede!
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Pedro: Galing ako sa doctor, nakabili na ako ng hearing aid, grabe ang linaw na ng pandinig ko.
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano ang bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang…
:|
Pedro: Galing ako sa doctor, nakabili na ako ng hearing aid, grabe ang linaw na ng pandinig ko.
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano ang bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang…
Mmmmm...
Teacher: Give me colors that begin with letter “M”.
Pupil: Maroon!
Teacher: Anybody else?
Ngongo: Mlue, Mrawn, mlak, maiolet…
Teacher: Mery ngood!